/gb
;brb
ty
gg!
/shrug
:smile:
/sig
;addr
;phone
;gm
;gn
;tyvm
;np
/help
;woot
;asap
;cheers
/yeet

PuffPuffPaste

Blow up your words, expand your productivity! 💨

PuffPuff the pufferfish mascot. Click to pop all bubbles for this session.

Meet PuffPuff! 🌊

Your new productivity companion who transforms tiny shortcuts into full text expansions with the magic of a friendly pufferfish.

Dynamic & Rich Content

Go beyond plain text. Create snippets with rich formatting, HTML, and even images. Use dynamic variables like {date} or prompt for input like {name} to create powerful, interactive templates.

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Intelligent Workflow

Works everywhere you do. If a trigger is ambiguous (e.g., ;s is a snippet, but also starts ;sig), a simple UI appears only after you finish typing, letting you cycle through options with Tab. No interruptions.

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Versatile, Layered Snippets

Start with a private, top-priority snippet library. Then, layer on shared snippet collections for your family's recipes, a study group's notes, or a project's templates. Your personal snippets always take precedence.

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Privacy First & Secure

Your data is yours. All expansions happen locally in your browser. Cloud sync is optional, secure, and always under your control. We never see or store your snippets.

The Tale of PuffPuff

Once upon a tidepool, PuffPuff was just a small, shy pufferfish living among coral keyboards and kelp cables. One day, while floating through a sea of sticky notes and lost passwords, PuffPuff noticed how much time the other ocean creatures were wasting typing the same things over and over.

So PuffPuff came up with a clever trick: he'd take a short code—just a puff of text—and blow it up into something big and useful! ;sig became a full email signature, gm! turned into a cheerful morning greeting, and the reef ran smoother than ever. Word spread fast (like a bubble in a current), and soon PuffPuff was helping humans too—with the first Chrome extension programmed by a fish (PuffPuff considered helping on-location, but most humans lack surrounding water, a fish coworking prerequisite). Having mastered Javascript to make the extension, PuffPuff is now learning Sea++.

Now, every time you expand a snippet, you're getting a little help from the puffiest productivity pal on the planet. Ready to join the underwater productivity revolution? 🌊

License and Usage

PuffPuffPaste is built on a foundation of trust and good faith. Our licensing model reflects this.

Personal Use

If you abide by the Good-Neighbor Covenant (see below), you are granted a free, perpetual license for personal, non-commercial use. Enjoy it, share it with friends, and make your digital life a little easier.

Commercial Use

Use by any business, organization, or for any commercial purpose requires a commercial license. This allows us to keep supporting and developing the software. All commercial use is still subject to the Good-Neighbor Covenant.

For licensing inquiries, please email us at:
puffpuffpaste@googlegroups.com

Example pricing: $5/user/year for a team of 10, or $3/user/year for ~1,000 users.

The Good‑Neighbor Covenant 🚀

By downloading, installing, or using PuffPuffPaste (the "Software"), you affirm, warrant, and certify that you enthusiastically agree to every clause below. This is the ethical foundation for all use. Violation or repudiation of any clause instantly terminates your license and obliges you to uninstall the Software.

🏰✂️ No Kings Clause

You reject authoritarianism, rule without representation, and any concentration of unchecked power.

⚖️ Equal‑Before‑the‑Law Clause

No person, corporation, or office‑holder is above the law; justice applies the same to all wallets and name‑plates.

🛡️ Protect‑the‑Vulnerable Clause

You will never use the Software to exploit or harm children, marginalized communities, or anyone with less institutional power.

🗳️ Democracy‑or‑Bust Clause

You affirm that free, fair elections and peaceful transfers of power are non‑negotiable cornerstones of legitimate government.

🌍 Reality‑Matters Clause

Facts are a thing. You will not wield the Software to spread disinformation, medical falsehoods, or anti‑democratic conspiracy sludge.

🔬 Science‑Is‑Real Clause

You accept the scientific method as the best tool we've got for figuring out how the universe works; vaccines save lives; climate change is real; gravity still pulls down.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Every‑Human‑Heartbeat Clause

All humans — regardless of chromosomes, hormone levels, pronouns, pigmentation, or plus‑one at prom — possess equal dignity, rights, and humanity.

(If you'd deny a neighbor a civil liberty they already have, you may not use this Software.)

🚫🍌 Banana‑Republic Firewall

Use of the Software is automatically forbidden to anyone who:

  • Advocates political violence;
  • Denies verified election results without evidence;
  • Seeks to dismantle civil liberties or democratic institutions.

📝 TL;DR

TL;DR: As long as you agree to be and remain a decent and reasonable person, you may use this software.

🏞️ Good‑Faith Compliance

If you later discover you can't live up to these promises, you must delete the Software and, ideally, take a long walk to think about your life choices.

Privacy Policy

PuffPuffPaste does not collect or store any of your personal information, period. All data used by the extension remains on your device or, if you choose to enable it, in your own cloud storage account (e.g., Google Drive). It is never shared with the developer or any third parties.

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